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The couple we all forgot existed, Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey were seen at an airport returning from vacation. Seldom do we see them but when we, it seems they are always on vacation.

The money that Nick Lachey stole from Jessica Simpson has got to be running out. The two have no real source of income and life is going to get rough when Nick's divorce money runs out!

Forget Kim Kardashian and her fake, plastic ass, Khloe is our favorite Kardashian! The Amazon Kardashian joined other celebrities at the Palms Place Hotel & Spa opening in Las Vegas. Her useless sister Kim is currently in New Orleans filming what promises to be a straight-to-DVD movie with Carmen Electra and Vanessa Minnillo.

Vanessa Minnillo is on the cover of this month's Vegas Magazine and it appears our girl is a tad bit delusional! She says:

“When I was on the set of Fantastic Four, I loved it. I respected everyone’s work ethic. It was like a mini-family and I want to continue doing it, whether it’s action or comedy or action-comedy. I can pull off physical comedy; I’m athletic enough not to get hurt easily.”

If ANYONE has seen Fantastic Four, they would know that Vanessa appears for a split second and has one short line. Please get over yourself, dear.