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Fergie got slutty as she performed with Guns N Roses guitarist Slash for his birthday as well as her father's.

Her pants were awfully shiny so it's difficult to tell whether she urinated on herself!

The BET Awards were yesterday and bad fashion took the center stage!


Rihanna looked confused fashion-wise, as always. She topped her hideous lip color with an ugly, bright dress.


Fergie and Nelly performed together (Fergie is black, in case you didn't know)

Alicia Keys looked fugtastic. She could be pretty if it weren't for her horrible fashion sense.


Cassie forgot her pants! Oh well, she has fantastic legs.

Ciara danced with Rihanna's man Chris Brown as Rihanna looked on. Yeah bitch, Ciara is hotter than you will ever be.

Cartier threw their third annual Loveday Celebration by launching the Cartier Love Bracelet for charity last night and the stars were in full effect!

Fergie and Eva Mendes made a haggard couple, both ladies have looked better.



Hilary Duff and hockey player boyfriend Mike Comrie made an appearance and The Duffster looked rather stoned.


Nicole Richie and Joel Madden also attended the event. Wonder if either one of them ran into ex-girlfriend Hilary Duff. That would be awkward!

The stars came out for the 2nd Annual Idol Gives Back fundraising special last night. The show will air on FOX Wednesday night on 9PM ET!

Brad Pitt was the biggest star of the night and he received the largest applause!

Mariah Carey, not longer Mooriah but still super fugly!

Fuggie Fug.

Worthless child star Miley Cyrus and her plastic surgery nightmare mother.

The rumors about Fergie's pregnancy are seeming more and more true. Fergie and her fiance Josh Duhamel were seen at a Japanese restaurant and Fergie's face looked very bloated, as well as her tummy! Maybe she's back on drugs, that would be a better alternative than mixing her horrifying genes with the superior ones of Josh Duhamel!

Lindsay Lohan and her special friend Samantha Ronson jetted away from LAX yesterday to Milan Fashion Week and she's already been seen at the Dolce & Gabbana show. She probably only posed with Fergie to make herself seem more attractive. Fergie's fiance Josh Duhamel's show Las Vegas was just canceled!

Fergie and Dita Von Teese posed together on the red carpet of Clive Davis' big bash last night. Careful not to get too close ladies, Fergie paints herself orange and Dita paints herself white. If you get too close, that will be one big color disaster!

The Verizon Wireless and People Magazine party honoring Timbaland was the place to be last night! In addition to Lindsay Lohan, the event was littered with celebrities.


Paris Hilton attended and wore an item from her line of bitches with gigantic man feet.


Miley Cyrus wore lots of makeup (she needs it) and was dressed inappropriately for her young age of 15.


Fergie looked like her normal trailer trash self from the neck up but from the neck down, she looked rather presentable!


Kim Kardashian looked like a bitch who gets pissed on for fame, her sister Kourtney Kardashian looked very cute.


Christina Milian looked gorgeous, too bad that's all she is good at!

Don't you hate those pretentious bitched who wear sunglasses INSIDE?! Britney Spears wears her sunglasses to shield herself from the constant flash of paparazzi cameras. Fergie wears her sunglasses to shield US from her ugly face. Thanks Fergie-Ferg!